Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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