we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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