Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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