I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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