I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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