so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize
