Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Shame is for Republicans.
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