remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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