coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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