Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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