i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
tell me about the eggs
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