i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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