when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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