The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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