if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I'm bleeding and have questions
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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