I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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