covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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