why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I can't turn off my feet"
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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