champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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