I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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