Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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