Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Dignity is for republicans.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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