when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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