With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
