:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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