Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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