We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
love makes seman taste better
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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