I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Randomize
