i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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