well you can't waste a boner
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I need to calm my uterus...
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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