It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
