I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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