What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize