it wasn't lemon gatorade
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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