she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
two words: eviction party
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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