Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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