i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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