My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
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