If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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