you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize