Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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