it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Mom said you looked used
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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