So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
