omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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