I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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