I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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