this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
operation harelip BJ is a go
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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