Porn is love you can see.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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