question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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