You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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