Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Less talking, more tequila
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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