so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
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