Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I would fuck him just for his dog
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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