Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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