Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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