Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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