why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
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Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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